standup video open mic

slowly eliminating the bad jokes.

I got bad news...

my sister's doctor said he found an abnormality in her pap smear... i always knew she had a penis. since we were kids i knew.

I am done with young immature girls...

i went on my first date with a grandma. she was black. so she was 25. Alright Wyatt.

zombieland...

more like two bad actors fall in love every one in a while mike white get screwed over. they should have cut it down to 20 minutes called it, "Bill Murray is Awesome"

AHHH

i dont like these templates

best discoveries ever

cable tv
refrigerator
coka cola
wheel chairs
red meat